The Gods in the list below are real; we should believe in them and worship them.
(Please choose Yes or No)
Anubis (Egyptian dog-headed God)
Ares (Greek God of Savagery)
Ba’al (Pagan God of fertility)
Buddha (Supreme human: one who is awake)
Christ (Son of God and redeemer of humans)
Chango (Yoruban Spirit of Thunder)
Cloacina (Roman Goddess of the Sewers)
Dalai Lama (Reincarnation of Tulku)
Emperor Haile Selassie (God of Rastafaria)
Fa (God of Fate and Destiny)
Ganesha (Hindu Elephant God)
Huveane (Basuto God of Creation)
Imana (Banyarwanda Creator God)
Kami (Shinto God in everything)
L Ron Hubbard(Scientology Intergalactic Thetan)
Multultu (Nambutj Kangaroo Creator God)
Njambi (God of the Omumborombonga tree)
Orcus (Roman Underworld God)
Prince Philip (God of the Cargo Cult)
Posiedon (Greek God of the Sea)
Ram (Hindu God)
Shiva-Mahesvara (Hindu God)
Thor (Norse God of strength and protection)
Ueuecoyotl (Aztec God of Fun)
Venus (Roman Goddess of Love)
Verminus (Roman Goddess of Cattle Worms)
Yahweh (Hebrew Creator God)
Zeus (Greek Father of Gods)
NB. This is only a partial list - there are thousands more.
If you have decided ‘Yes’ for any of the gods above, please support your selection
with convincing evidence in the form of repeatable observations; if you are not sure
about what constitutes repeatable observations take a look at page 5a.
Many gods feature in ancient writings, so uncorroborated quotes from old books do
not count as convincing evidence. Most of the gods listed above no longer have the
support of believers - our choices have changed.
BELIEF IS A PERSONAL CHOICE. IT IS TEMPORARY AND IT IS MONUMENTALLY UNIMPORTANT.
Does it believe in Humpty Dumpty? Does it form a community of worshippers - the Humptydumptians?
Does it go to war with a rival group of fellow ants - the Goldilockians? Does it
really matter what it believes?
You are that ant!
Whatever you believe, are you impressed by your beliefs? If so, why? Are you a king
Even if you are a king, you are just one person in a population of over seven billion,
one out of about one hundred billion humans who have lived so far. Your beliefs are
just the trivial choices of an insignificant ape who has a fleeting existence (a
lifetime of about 75 yrs out of a total time of 13.7 billion yrs).
Do you believe:
In Father Christmas?
In The Tooth Fairy?
In the Loch Ness Monster?
That coffee tastes nicer
That green is your
So what? Those are just your
It gives me no pleasure to realise that some of my closest associates periodically
hate me just because they have chosen to believe in a fairy tale. (I still like them
Do we need religious hatred based on non-evidential gods?
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one less god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours."Stephen F. Roberts